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Wake the Fuck Up Whistle Keychain

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Whether you want to tell people to wake the fuck up literally or figuratively, or you want to give them a big fuck you from this Jew - we got you...

Whistle Color: Silver

  • Silver
  • Gold

Text Style: WAKE THE FUCK UP

  • WAKE THE FUCK UP
  • F YOU FROM THIS JEW
  • Your Custom Text

Style: Silver Keychain

  • Silver Keychain
  • Rainbow Keychain
  • Aluminum Ball Chain (no keyring)
$19.95
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Whether you want to tell people to wake the fuck up literally or figuratively, or you want to give them a big fuck you from this Jew - we got you covered. Channel your anger into a fun and annoyingly loud whistle when you're walking on college campuses or down a busy street blocked yet again.

This discreet and cute wilderness whistle is perfect to attach to your car keys, your backpack zipper, your purse or even to wear around your neck when you are working out. It is hand-stamped with one of the two phrases shown OR your custom text to give you confidence and make you feel like the Jewish badass you are.

All whistles come beautifully and simply packaged in a box and bow ready for gifting.

About the whistle:

• The whistle measures about 2" x 1/2". You can choose between matte gold and matte silver.
• The whistle provides up to 120 decibels of sound (that's loud, we promise)
• The whistle is made of aluminum and is extremely lightweight and durable.
• You can choose "WAKE THE FUCK UP", "(Middle Finger Emoji) FROM THIS "Magen David" or you can customize your whistle with up to 20 characters to be hand stamped in cute print letters.
• Your whistle comes attached to fancy keyring with a sturdy bag clip or a lightweight aluminum ball chain (perfect for runners or dog walking).
• If you would like to have this whistle made into a beautiful necklace on a nice chain or personalized further, please request a custom order. We'd love to design something special for you and have a lot of ideas for this cutie.

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Wake the Fuck Up Whistle Keychain

Silver / WAKE THE FUCK UP / Silver Keychain
Silver / WAKE THE FUCK UP / Silver Keychain
$19.95