Not Today Haman Women's Relaxed T-Shirt for Purim

This "Not Today, Haman" tee is the perfect way to channel your inner Queen Esther (or Mordechai, depending on your mood) and shut down all villainous energy this Purim. Designed with a festive Purim motif—think hamantaschen, masks, fireworks, wine, and a megillah scroll—this shirt is equal parts hilarious and holiday-ready. Whether you're noshing, spinning a grogger, or just avoiding a problematic man (classic Purim move), this is the tee for you.

🎭 Why You Need It:

The ultimate Purim party tee—comfortable enough for dancing, grogger-shaking, and strategic mishloach manot consumption.
A funny and bold way to declare, “I’m here for the hamantaschen, not the drama.”
Perfect for synagogue celebrations, Purim carnivals, or just casually reminding people that Haman is CANCELLED.

✨ Details:
Women's relaxed fit for ultimate comfort (aka, perfect for second helpings of hamantaschen).
Soft, high-quality fabric in a variety of colors—because every Queen Esther has a signature look.
Sizes from S-3XL, because Purim is for everyone.
Machine washable (because you will spill wine).

👑 So grab a grogger, sip some wine, and let Haman know: not today, not ever. Happy Purim! 🍷🎭✨

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather Prism Lilac & Heather Prism Natural are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Other Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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